Spiritual & self-development humour! Get some laugh :)

Sometimes there is no better cure than laugh. Lauther is the best medicine for a bad mood and the easiest way to relax so don’t be serious all the time! Smile more because our life is full of joy!

Take a look of some jokes we collected from the internet. They are all about spirituality and self-development. Enjoy!

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Two men meet on the street.
One asks the other: “Hi, how are you?”
The other one replies: “I’m fine, thanks.”
“And how’s your son? Is he still unemployed?”
“Yes, he is. But he is meditating now.”
“Meditating? What’s that?”
“I don’t know. But it’s better than sitting around and doing nothing!”

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A man is granted three questions to God;

His first question is `God, how long is a million years?
God replies `To me, it`s about a second.

His second question is `God, how much is a million dollars?
God says, `To me it`s about a penny.
So the clever man asks his third question; God may I have a penny?

God says `Can you wait a second?

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What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?
Nothing wrapped in Emptiness.
How did the birthday child respond?
You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift.
To which the Buddhist Master replied, “Thank you.”

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When two psychic friends met, one said:
“You are fine. How am I ?”

 

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So the Zen master steps up to the hot dog cart and says: “Make me one with everything.”

The hot dog vendor fixes a hot dog and hands it to the Zen master, who pays with a $20 bill.

The hot dog vendor puts the bill in the cash drawer and closes the drawer.

s”Where’s my change?” asks the Zen master.

The hot dog vendor responds: “Change must come from within.”

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Zen Musik 2017 – super relaxing music collection

Zen musik 2017 music album coverAvslappning Musik Akademi has a news for you! The new calming music album for meditation and relaxation is now released!

In the Zen Buddhism meditation is the most important practice which has a strong impact on the state of our consciousness. During sitting in a lotus position, when you let your mind leave all unnecessary thoughts, you start to remove successively all illusions from the reality. However we need to remember that the more regular is your practice, the better effects of it. Sometimes living in the rush makes it difficult to find a few minutes for just sitting, but when you start to do this everyday you will see how fast your mindfulness will be increased.

This new collection is created specially for those who practice meditation or those who would like to start. Check out if it helps you to keep your mind away from disturbing thoughts!

The album is available on:

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Mantra practice according to Muz Murray

Interesting blog post of my friend for an inspiration 🙂 Catch it up!

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The teaching of Muz Murray – Mantra Master

For many, mantra causes joyous feelings or profound meditative ecstasy. And it usually develops a slow, steady deepening of soul experience. It depends what you are after. You usually get what you are looking for from it.”  Muz Murray

What is the aim of mantra meditation? What you can get from it?

Watch this interesting video with an interview recording:

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Bara Meditera

'Bara Meditera' album coverAvslappning Musik Akademi presents one of the latest albums, which is now available online. This beautiful set of melodies is especially for people, who search for inner harmony & peace because it contains spiritual music, ideal for either relaxation or meditation purposes. It is all possible because of chakras (secret energies) that can calm your mind & they are able to find the perfect balance between mind, body, and soul. It is time to stay open for the Orient – discover the happiness from meditation! Blissful life is at within your grasp!

But don’t forget about yoga!

You can listen to this music on iTunes,  Amazon, Google Play and Spotify:

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Tibetansk Instrumentalmusik

'Buddhiska Munkarna' album cover Avslappning Musik Akademi wants to show you the album about Buddhism and its values. If you are looking for peace, tranquility, harmony, or happiness, then you can stop searching. This collection of tracks includes many different benefits. For example, its music features healing properties. It is also good for stimulating your brain and boosting energy levels because it helps to find the source of the human inner strength for coping with everyday problems. Thanks to this music, you can achieve deep relaxation (not only during the day – you will sleep all night long).

Discover what is Buddhism all about!

This album is available on iTunes and Spotify:

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Balance Inner Energy & Practice Yoga

'Djup Meditation Sensationer' album cover Avslappning Musik Akademi introduces the album, which focuses on teaching. It shows various breathing techniques, allowing listeners to acquire inner peace, harmony & balance. The collection of different New Age melodies contains Zen sounds that aim to improve mental abilities – thanks to this music you can remember a lot more! If you combine it with exercising, for example, yoga or tai chi, you won’t even notice how fast you progress. Natural hypnosis (available on the album) will also heal you.

Why wait when you can start meditating today!

You can listen to this album on iTunes and Spotify:

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Spiritual Music: Meditation & Yoga

'Asiatisk' album coverThe next album, created by Avslappning Musik Akademi, features nature sounds that function as a natural hypnosis, which restores the harmony of senses and the balance between a mind & a body. Now you don’t need to take pills for a better memory because music can help! This collection of tracks deals with headaches stimulates a mind and gives you a restful sleep. Improved mind can result in a quicker study, so you will spend less time on learning.

Be more energetic and change your life right now!

You can listen to this album on iTunes and Spotify:

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